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Civil War?

Patrick Henry said it best: “Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”There was a real man. Sadly, no one plodding through the politically correct indoctrination known as public education over the last twenty years even knows this hero’s name.

After the he who shall remain nameless scum was foiled in his assassination attempt on republican house members, democrats reluctantly participated in a thirty second illusion of “unity” for public consumption. Having no use for such theater of the mind, liberals and progressives went into hyperactive assault mode. The twitter sewer was awash in human debris awarding various forms of the medal of honor to their cowardly assassin and legions of merit to themselves for their ability to demonstrate what human refuse looks and sounds like. Liberals, democrats and progressives own this loser lock, stock and barrel. We must never let them forget that.

The evil liberal, progressive democrat who did this was, sadly, not an evil person to far to many of those who support his agenda. He was “braver” than most because he was willing to engage in “direct action” against the “focus of evil in the modern world.” In the world of today’s modern liberal progressive democrat, this vile mental pygmy was quite mainstream in his thinking. A majority of his fellow travelers (yes I chose that term specifically but am going to make you do your own homework as to its meaning) do not believe he went far enough. Given sufficient courage they very well might try to finish what he started.

I used to believe that most people, as a general rule, can only be pushed so far. There are those rare times when some moron has to continue pushing you beyond your limits, making conflict virtually inevitable. And no, he who shall not be named was in no such situation. That he may have thought he was is nothing more than him accepting a fallacious construct provided to him by an endless repetition of baseless charges by the lunatics he choose to believe in. Therein lies their responsibility.

By nature and nurture I am a peace-loving person. Even so, having traveled the world, studied history and the human condition and our founding fathers, as well as the documents that founded this great country, there are clearly some things worth fighting for and against. No lie is worth killing innocent people for. To bad he who shall not be named, as well as those who support him, never knew that bullets are poor substitutes for ballots.

Progessivism and liberalism are twin cancers that consume not only their advocates but the very society that initially supports them. It is true that both forms of tyranny will vastly enrich an extremely small percentage of the population but your average liberal, progressive does not see himself as the cannon fodder he is. He is blinded by thoughts of power, position, prestige and riches. That these will, should he be able to attain them, be purchased by the blood, sweat, tears and sometimes even the lives of his fellow citizens, means nothing to him. He is more virtuous, more intelligent and more deserving than you.

Consider the depths to which liberals, progressives and democrats have willingly sunk.

The city of Minneapolis’s website reports the city has set up a “hot line” for residents to report suspected hate crimes, including “speech and actions.” The city says it wants to target “harassing behaviors motivated by prejudice.” According to a local newspaper, the Star Tribune, “the announcement comes amid signs of a recent surge of such incidents affecting Muslims and Jews across the country, many of which go unreported.” I guess the Star Tribune seeks to become the local star chamber of justice. Or perhaps it is their ESP that allows them to know just how many “hate crimes” go “unreported” in the area. According to the city’s Department of Civil Rights (a liberal wet dream if there ever was one and worth about as much) it only enforces hate crimes against certain “protected classes.” Looks like hating white working class Americans will clearly be tolerated in Minneapolis. A city grand poohbah confirmed ordinary citizens fears that the hot line will be used to persecute them by reiterating that the main motivation for the hate-crimes hot line had been the election of President Trump. Apparently, the tolerantly hateful city official added that the hot lines targets would be Trump supporters. Wouldn’t it be great if every normal, sane person everywhere in the country called this number and reported the city and its evil minions as perpetrators of hate crime? As a public service, here is the number, 612-673-3000.
A hot line might have come in handy when Phil Montag, the co-chair of the Nebraska Democratic Party’s technology committee and caring, tolerant liberal progressive said the following, “That motherfucker, the one that was shot…. this motherfucker, like his whole job is like to get people, to convince Republicans to fucking kick people off fucking health care.” “I hate this motherfucker. I’m glad he got shot, I’m glad he got shot. I’m not going to fucking say that in public,” he clarified. In case there was any doubt about how he really felt he finished up with, “I wish he was fucking dead.” Given his affinity for the word “like” in his sick rant one simply has to ask, does he identify as a valley girl? Valley girl man eventually gave a half hearted “don’t want anyone killed” none apology but no one should doubt that his real feelings remain unchanged. His only real regret is that his rant was caught on video.

Sadly, none of this is new. The human debris known as Phil Montag is just following the lead of scum like the new black panthers. In an August 2013 hate filled diatribe, Samir Shabbaz of the new black panthers told his followers that, “You’re going to have to kill some of these babies, just born three seconds ago … go into the god damned nursery … and just kill everything white in sight.” If blacks want to be free he told them, they needed to start bombing white churches and “[burning] up some cracker white supremacy”

Nor do liberals, progressives and democrats limit them selves by age. In January of this year, a preschool teacher and black lives matter terrorist in the liberal workers paradise of Seattle called for reparations and the confiscation by blacks of white owned property. To make certain that any preschoolers listening understood what she meant she specified, “We need to start killing people. Fuck white supremacy, fuck the U.S. Empire.”

Not to be outdone, illegal aliens in the hundreds showed up at a recent city council meeting in Cudahy, California demanding that white supremacists go back to Europe. It is telling that there was no fear of ICE by the criminals endorsed and supported by the once great state of California.

These are a small sample of what liberals, progressives and democrats are willing to say and do to us ordinary working class Americans who simply disagree with them. They do not consider these words or actions to especially out of line. In the arena of ideas they are bankrupt. Terror is the only weapon they have left and they are not only willing to use it on you and me but our leaders as well.

Wendi Wright, stalked Rep. David Kustoff and tried to run him off the road. She went so far as to reach inside his car after running him off the road. If she had been armed David Kustoff might not be alive today.
A Tucson, Ariz. school district employee threatened to shoot Rep. McSally and told her to “be careful” because her days “were numbered.”
On the day Steve Scalise was shot New York Rep. Claudia Tenney received an email telling her, “One down, 216 to go.”
Missouri Rep. Ann Wagner received five death threats in the weeks before the Scalise assassination attempt. Wagner reports that protesters had been, “vandalizing my home, showing up with masks and gravestones, and laying down on my driveway and drawing chalk outlines of dead bodies. Picketing my church at 8 and 10 o’clock Mass.”
Virginia Rep. Tom Garrett reported a series of death threats in May that police believed to be credible. One message said, “This is how we’re going to kill your wife,” while other messages detailed how his children and his dog would be killed.

Rep. Steve Stivers reported the following message, “We’re coming to get every goddamn one of you and your families. Maybe the next one taken down will be your daughter. Huh? Or your wife. Or even you,” the peace loving, tolerant liberal threatened.

On the show Fox and Friends, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz played a voicemail he had received recently. “I suggest you prepare for the battle motherfucker, and the apocalypse,” the caller, unable to contain his tolerance, was yelling. “Because we are going to hunt your ass down, wrap a rope around your neck, and hang you from a lamppost.”
Rep. Ted Yoho reported his office being vandalized by protesters. Not to be outdone by the vandals a female constituent left a promise on an answering machine in his office, “Next time I see you, I’m going to beat your fucking ass.”
None of this is considered out of line by the likes of Nancy (the master legislator) Pelosi, the Kenyan little Barry, Dingy Harry Reid, up Chuck Schumer, James the 8 foot liar Comey, the once great NY Times, the fake news networks CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, PMSNBC, PBS or their support groups like the unable to moveon, powder puff salon, participation trophy waving huffing and puffington post, spiteful people for the un american way or the teat that supports them all, George Soros.
I do not look forward to a civil war. I see little if any good coming out of such a tragedy, even if, as I suspect, we conservatives win. Despite our compassion afterwards, those wounds will take decades to heal.

Progressives, liberals and democrats have no such compunctions though. They are engaged in the civil war here and now. They insist on importing moslem terrorists and ms-13 gang members as fast as possible. They reward massive illegal immigration with your tax dollars while vilifying you for questioning that. They venerate cop killers and support groups like black lies matter in their demands for reparations and special, skin color based privileges. They demand acceptance and promotion of utterly bizarre lifestyles (gays trans etc) to everyone including five year olds while assaulting you for pointing out the demonstrable danger of such policies. They create red herrings like white privilege and social justice to keep John Stewrats trained seal audience in line.

Progressives, liberals and democrats have one quality it would be foolish to dismiss. They never, ever give up. Couple this with their perverse admiration of the “by any means necessary” philosophy of political advancement and you should be worried. To anyone who doubts that we are in a civil war I can only offer two words, “hunt republicans.

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Liberals, Democrats And Hate

As I write this Representative Steve Scalise is fighting for his life and several others are in the hospital with gunshot wounds. Today the Kenyan smiles and my filter is off. Prepare to be offended.

The Bernie Sanders supporter, Rachael “Madcow” Maddow follower, who shall forever remain nameless in anything I write, is dead. Good for him. This perpetual loser, a key constituent class of the liberal democratic party, got off easy here. Right now I expect he is desperately wishing some adults had intervened in his life much earlier. Now face to face with God, I suspect this intellectual never was is finding out just how empty his life was and how easily and completely he was made a fool of. Standing in His presence there is no escape from the consequences of your life, thoughts, words and deeds. Indeed, the emptiness of everything this alleged human believed must now be crushingly, overwhelmingly painful. Again, good for him.

As the wretched human refuse, spawned by the sick liberal ideology he worshiped, spins, prevaricates and attempts to define what the meaning of “is” is to justify his earthly evil to He who saw everything, I can not help but contemplate just how well received his actions will be received here by his fellow terrorists, sorry, liberals.

There will be the prerequisite “coming together” and “condemnation” of “senseless” tragedy. I suspect it will last all of thirty seconds. Can anyone say the Punk Terry (guns make people kill people) MacCauliffe? Given the number of armed guards that constantly surround him one has to wonder why he doesn’t look like Swiss cheese.

I refuse to participate in the sewer known as Twitter but I know people who do and the filth that emerged instantly after this tragedy would and should, make normal, sane people sick. Everyone celebrating this sick bastard on Twitter needs to be identified and thoroughly investigated.  Expecting Twitter to suddenly develop a sense of decency and respectability and remove/report this garbage is asking to much, they are liberals there one and all.

Black lives matter more than yours will doubtlessly be irritated at having to take several seconds from their celebration of the attempted murder of two Capitol Police officers to “express” their “concern” over the event. Lets be honest here, blm’s only concern is that not enough cops and republicans were killed. Louie Farrakhan sadly had to report to the mothership that not enough “pigs” and white people were killed. Rest assured, he is working on that.

The media, complicit to a massive degree because of their constant dehumanizing of republicans, conservatives and law enforcement, will bend over backwards to paint this loser as a “right wing gun nut”. The overwhelming evidence that he was a brave liberal social justice warrior will be overlooked everywhere. Many in the media will find themselves conflicted, ie glad it happened but worried about how much damage their ideology may suffer. Secretly they will be envious of what this loser was able to accomplish. Media types are to soft and lazy, to self centered, self important and worried about getting the correct cocktail party invites to actually do what he did. Still, they both respect the losers “opinion” and will “regret” the way he chose to express it. If only republicans were not so evil they will say. If you look closely you will see their damage control efforts moving into maximum overdrive.

Hollywood I expect is in an agony of doubt. Does this piece of human refuse deserve a posthumous Oscar or a Tony? Does he get a “Best Performance” or “Best Special Effects” award? What about a lifetime achievement award? Does the sound of gunfire qualify for best soundtrack? Who gets to write the made for TV movie showing just how “brave” and “normal” this scum was for defending liberalism? Madonna is no doubt wishing she could have oral sex with this loser. Jim Carrey is likely dreaming of changing his golf club for a rifle at this very moment. I imagine Cathy Griffin engraving this losers name on her knife as we speak.

Unable to win in the arena of ideas, democratic senators, while practicing their crocodile tears for TV, are no doubt contemplating how to get this scums mug on Mount Rushmore or at least in their next fundraising letter. Democrat representatives in the house are in silent mourning at the loss of as many as twenty five potential new seats in the chamber and the incumbent damage such a swing could have allowed them to accomplish.

Don’t get me started on the absolute sewage that constitutes so much of academia today. Today’s college graduates cannot think but know all 92 genders. When not playing with play dough in their safe space because someone said the word republican or conservative, they are mastering the art of censoring speech and attacking normal people. Like the rifle wielding scum that prompted this article, the “professors” that indoctrinate our young will continue their evil until stopped. They have no fear of losing their jobs because so many parents have been indoctrinated concerning the “value” of a college degree. So, how is that masters in feminine studies working for you and yes, I would like fries with that. Just send your kid to join ISIS and be done with it. It is much cheaper and far more intellectually honest.

Make no mistake, this was a targeted assassination attempt. That someone would do such a thing is sick. Those who would minimize/support/honor such an action are simply evil. No other conclusion is possible.

Congressman Roger Williams said “The thin blue line held today.” Against such constant, concerted and undiluted hatred and vitriol from so many directions one has to wonder just how much longer it can.

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The Ugliness of Their Goodness

No one screams about their tolerance, goodness and basic decency louder, longer or with more ferocity than a committed liberal/democrat/progressive. No one cares more than they do about the important issues of the day. Whether its gun control or tolerance, they simply know better than you do in every account. Having placed themselves on the pedestal of humanistic Demi Godhood it is simply not allowed, or even comprehensible, why us knuckle dragging neanderthals in flyover country should question the results of their policies.
Liberal/democrats/progressives or, as I know them, the party of hate, know no bounds when it comes to signaling their virtue over the likes of regular working Americans. If that regular working American happens to be a veteran, well, he is screwed. Allow me to introduce you to Simeon D. Mokhiber.

(Full disclosure time. As a licensed armed security officer of many years I have frequently come into contact with law enforcement. As a general rule LE does not like security. The most common reaction I get is polite indifference. Many times though it much closer to intolerance. That being said, I have met the rare officer who understands and accepts security as a valuable addition to public safety. In general I harbor no animosity to LE, even the one who pulled his gun on me when I was pulled over for having a headlight out. I was in uniform and informed the officer that I had just gotten off work and still had my sidearm on my duty belt. Of course I did not get the fix it ticket everyone else gets I had to pay dearly. Still, I try to give LE the benefit of the doubt but this case makes me wonder. That being said cops who cross the line get no sympathy from me at all.)

Mr. Mokhiber is a nine year Army veteran. He was part of Operation Iraqi Freedom, was a licensed armed security guard in the state of New York and had worked as an armed private security contractor in Iraq and Afghanistan. Did I mention he had no criminal record? Well now, courtesy of Gov. Andrew Cuomo, democrat liberal hate monger NY, this American hero is now a potential three time felon. So what exactly did this father of a disabled eight year old daughter do? Read on dear reader.

Back in April 2016 Mr. Mokhiber was pulled over for speeding. Despite being sober the police required him to perform field sobriety tests. Nothing to see here, yet. Apparently the cops took issue with Mr. Mokhiber’s request that the officers activate their body cameras. They proceeded to arrest him and without his permission or a warrant search his vehicle.

Let us take a pause here to examine what has happened so far. Speeding is hardly a federal offense and we have already established that Mr. Mokhiber had no criminal record. The fact is, by the time the cops began the sobriety tests they would have known Mr. Mokhiber had no criminal record and was, at worst, a low level threat. So why the arrest? Could it be the cops did not appreciate a “civilian” asking for his rights to be honored? Did the overwhelmingly liberal nature of the area play a role? Given that this happened in New York I fear that is highly probable. So at this point we have a highly suspect arrest, but lets continue.

The highly questionable search of Mr. Mokhibers’s vehicle produced a locked container. The container, opened without a warrant or Mr. Mokhiber’s permission, revealed three 17-round Glock handgun magazines. All three magazines were empty and there was no gun on Mr. Mokhiber or in his vehicle. As an aside Mr. Mokhiber is the owner of a licensed and registered handgun. So again, why the arrest?

Personally, I suspect it was a case of “badgeittude” getting out of control. Still, one cannot absolve the system that created the conditions that led to this travesty of justice. New York recently passed a law that makes possessing an “ammunition feeding device” capable of holding more than 10 rounds a felony. The penalty is a maximum of seven years in prison. Mr. Mokhiber, an Army veteran with no criminal record now faces up to 21 years in prison.

Doubtlessly, the gun control lunatics will celebrate this outrage as an outstanding achievement by law enforcement in their continuing efforts to “protect” us from marauding criminal elements. I have no doubt the politically correct police chief will much ballyhoo his officers courage under trying circumstances. You know, from a man who never posed a threat in the first place. Perhaps a presidential medal of honor is in order? Oh wait, the Kenyan moslem in chief isn’t in charge any more. Guess the hater in chief Cuomo will have to come up with something appropriate. May I suggest a couple of boxes of tissues? One for their tears of joy and one for our tears of sorrow. As for the officers who arrested Mr. Mokhiber and all those who participated in his prosecution the ugliness of your goodness is showing.

Unsatisfied with simply telling us what we can or cannot have liberals also perpetuate some deadly myths in the name of “tolerance”. We must, they say, be tolerant of the LGBTQXYZRTW crowd. Isn’t it obvious they bleat, staring blankly as they utter their “truth”, that there are at least 52 genders? What, they ask, is wrong with teaching two year olds that gender is a fluid concept? Or that Heather can have two mommies? Honestly, they say, given that NAMBLA only advocates tolerant loving relationships between men and young boys what could possibly be wrong with that? After all love trumps hate! From simple minds…..

Allow me to inject some reason into the “argument.”

In 2016 the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention published a study titled “Sexual Identity, Sex of Sexual Contacts, and Health Related Behaviors Among Students in Grades 9-12”. The results are tragic, sadly predictable and entirely unreported. I will only summarize its findings here.

The study compared two groups: students engaging in homersexual activity vs. students with no sexual contact.

Students engaging in homersexual activity were:

  • Eight times more likely to smoke
  • 47 times more likely to smoke frequently (20 or more cigarettes in the month prior to the survey)
  • Nearly three times as likely to have tried alcohol prior to age 13
  • Three and a half times as likely to be currently using alcohol
  • More than 11 times as likely to binge drink (10 or more drinks in a row)
  • Nearly six times as likely to be currently using marijuana
  • More than 16 times as likely ever to have used hallucinogenic drugs
  • More than 18 times as likely ever to have used cocaine
  • 30 times as likely ever to have used heroin
  • 23 times as likely ever to have used methamphetamines

None of this should come as a surprise to the average observer, you know, someone who doesn’t think in punchlines. (An average observer meaning someone who doesn’t get his/her information from the corrupt mainstream media, public school, ivy league colleges, left wing websites or late night so called comedy shows.) These results also tend to produce the ideal liberal/progressive/democratic voter, ie to drugged up, intellectually ignorant and to focused on his/her/its gender/genitals to think straight.

The CDC in 2014 also reported that homersexual men were much more likely to contract nearly every STD known. For any public school graduates reading this that means diseases like syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea. In 2014 homersexual behavior accounted for 75% of all cases of syphilis in the US. The CDC also notes that while homersexuals only make up approximately 2 percent of the population they make up 55 percent of all people living in the US with HIV. In fact, in 2014, homersexual men made up over two thirds of all new HIV case in the US.

In his groundbreaking book Homosexuality and the Politics of Truth, Dr. Jeffrey Satinover notes that homersexuality often and far to frequently leads to:

  • A 25- to 30-year decrease in life expectancy
  • Chronic, potentially fatal, liver disease – infectious hepatitis, which increases the risk of liver cancer
  • Inevitably fatal immune disease including associated cancers
  • Frequently fatal rectal cancer
  • Multiple bowel and other infectious diseases
  • A much higher than usual incidence of suicide

In the face of such terrifying and continually mounting evidence liberals demand that these behaviors not only be accepted, glorified even, but be taught as early as preschool. Anyone who points out the obvious, that homersexuality is not normal and is in fact dangerous, must be destroyed. They must be destroyed personally, professionally and financially. Such is the liberal/progressive/democrat definition of tolerance.

These social justice warriors blindly believe that young children must be given the opportunity to experience gonorrhea up close and personal, must experience the joys of drug addiction and must have as many sexual partners as possible. This is beyond tragic because the “leaders” of these social justice warriors know everything I have just told you. Knowing the devastation that follows these “accepted” behaviors makes these “leaders” evil in its purest form.

Truly, the ugliness of their goodness is showing.

 

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San Jose and the Value of Social Justice

I have always found “social justice” to be, politely put, a bizarre concept. A theory that would require me to pay reparations to blacks just because I was born “white” simply cannot stand the test of reason. Never mind that I am a first generation American whose family comes from Germany and Spain or that no black person alive today has been victimized by institutionalized, government sanctioned slavery (aside from the government sugar daddy welfare types that is but that is another story for another time) in living memory.

One of the more curiouser and curiouser (to quote Alice) concepts to ooze out of the “social justice” quagmire is the so called sanctuary city. The “social justice” warriors claim the compassionate moral high ground by granting special status and protections to people who have already broken the law and often openly admit their racial preferences and refusal to assimilate into American culture. As an aside, why is someone deserving of the title “warrior” when they are almost always immune to the consequences of their actions?

Some time ago, exactly how long escapes me, the wise and benevolent city fathers of San Jose, California refused to apply the law to a Stanford swimmer for raping an incapacitated woman. The social justice crowd that day reasoned the rape victims rights were far less important than skippys career. This seemed odd to me. As a life long observer of the delusional left I waited in vain for the feminists to either crucify skippy the rapist or the “leaders” who gave him what was essentially a pass. Instead, crickets. After the Clinton years I suppose rape is only a crime when a conservative or republican is the perpetrator or Lena Dunham is the victim. Although I suppose having sex with her would be punishment enough.

Fast forward to just recently. Setting, again the liberal socialist workers paradise of San Jose. This time instead of rape it is an ongoing case of seemingly severe spousal abuse. The perp, an immigrant from India who obviously never heard of a fellow named Ghandi. The victim, the thug’s wife. Apparently, having been much and frequently abused by this “tolerant”, “peace loving” immigrant who only wanted to “better his life” she recorded one of his abuse sessions on her cell phone. Then she had the unmitigated gall to turn the thug into the police.

You dear reader could be forgiven for thinking you knew the outcome of this tragic situation, ie the law exercises its duty to protect and defend. The lowlife wife beater spends five years in prison (perhaps serving as a wife himself) then gets sent back to India to study the writings of that Ghandi guy. As I always told the students in my basic tax preparation class, “Be careful applying reason where it is not warranted.” As in the swimmer case before, reason was abandoned for the power of the dark side.

Assistant District Attorney Steve Fein was assigned to prosecute the case. What he did instead was allow the wife beater to plead to an “accessory after the fact” charge. This is the highest charge that could be leveled without running the risk of wife beater being deported. DA Fein told the press that his boss Santa Clara District Attorney Jeff Rosen, tries to avoid such deportations. Really?

I can’t help but wonder, what’s the magic here? Do these “social justice warriors” like wife beaters? Or do they only like immigrant wife beaters? How can these two alleged men, Fein and Rosen be considered anything but the embodiment evil after such callous behavior? What other possible explanation for their actions can there be? Anyone who votes for them now is, like the wife beater, an accessory after the fact in every crime committed by the thugs these two mollycoddle.

This is a clear case of the “value” of “social justice” or how to make yourself feel better at the expense of others. Living in their doubtlessly gated communities “social justice warriors” like Fein, Rosen and their ilk will never have to come face to face with the thugs they allow to run amok in the communities they are sworn to protect and defend. In the social justice world an immigrant wife beater is far to important to “sacrifice” over some clearly racist and intolerant women. Perhaps even more sad is the fact that many of the future victims of these same thugs buy into the social justice nonsense spouted by Fein and Rosen types. Bizarre indeed.

As I finish up here I can not give the media a pass on this one. It seems their only concern was how dare the “rich” and “successful” victim record her beating! Surely she was guilty of a crime by recording him beat her without his permission. On the whole they presented the outcome here as justice at its finest. I wonder if any of the heartless media “social justice warriors” will feel even a pang of guilt should, as far to often happens, the wife beater kills his wife and/or kids? I doubt it. These wannabe humans have traded their souls for the ability to signal to the world their “virtue” over the great unwashed. Truly the so called media has much to answer for.

To even the most simple minded observer it is clear that in San Jose your immigration status is far more important than the law. Mexican drug lords and ISIS terrorists must be salivating at the thought of their newfound safe haven. Fein, Rosen and their media accomplices have sent the message loud and clear. In San Jose, if you are an “immigrant”, there are few crimes that will get you deported, unless you get caught voting republican. In that case you are screwed.

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You Might Be A Liberal If…..

 

For nearly thirty years liberals have had near total control of the public education system. In that time they have been able to, with the help of a compliant media and sycophant politicians, create a false narrative about what it means to be a conservative and what it means to be a liberal. In an effort to help folks understand the difference between liberals/progressives and normal people I have created a list of possible warning signs that may occur prior to the onset of the dementia known as liberalism. Sometimes, in an effort to disguise their illness those afflicted with liberalism will diagnose themselves as progressives. Understand that this is merely an attempt by someone who knows they are afflicted trying to deny the affliction. Some of the following observations are funny, some are not and some are just plain sad. I take no credit for any of these symptoms (even the ones I think I came up with on my own) as I have doubtlessly recreated something someone said somewhere. That said, I am not a doctor and I don’t play one on TV so I don’t intend this to be a diagnostic tool but if you find yourself in sympathy with four or more of these statements I would suggest getting some professional, conservative education as soon as possible.

If you believe a black man robbing a liquor store is just expressing his civil rights, you might be a liberal. (Or belong to Black Lives Matter More Than Yours)

If you are so offended by religion that only a check can make you feel better, you might be a liberal. (Or have a degree in how to wear ascots at social functions)

If you think the best way to plan for parenthood is to kill your baby before it’s born, you might be a liberal. (Or a progressive female)

If you think the sailor in Chattanooga who fired his personal weapon at the jihadi terrorist trying to kill him should be court martialed, you might be a liberal. (Or a muslim/gun control whacko)

If your idea of a classic car is a 1997 Prius, you might be a liberal. (Or own stock in the electric company)

If you believe nuclear power in America is bad but nuclear power in Iran isn’t, you might be a liberal. (Or believe The China Syndrome was a documentary)

If you have a college vocabulary and a grade school mentality, you might be a liberal. (Or a tenured Ivy League professor)

If you spend your welfare check on pot, you might be a liberal. (Or California resident)

If you know what a Metro-sexual is, you may be a liberal. (If you have embraced your Metro-sexualism you may already be beyond help)

If you’re one of the three people who watch MSNBC, you might be a liberal. (Or someone not working three part time jobs thanks to O’bamacare)

If you’ve combed through your address book looking for a black/gay/transgender person to invite to your daughter’s wedding, you might be a liberal. (Or just desperately seeking politically correct approval)

If you know who Ed Shultz is, you might be a liberal. (And have far too much time on your hands)

If you know “what” Bruce Jenner is, you might be a liberal. (Or the afore mentioned Metro-sexual)

If you want to ban Christmas from the public square but demand prayer rooms for Muslims in public schools, you might be a liberal. (Or as the muslims call you, a useful idiot)

If you think Miley Cirus is normal, you might be a liberal. (Or a pervert)

If you think rap is music, you might be a liberal. (Or just deaf)

If you think Planned Parenthood has anything to do with planning for parenthood, you might be a liberal. (Or a frontal lobotomy survivor)

If Cecil the lion is more important to you than 50 million aborted children, you might be a liberal. (Or believe that animals have the right to vote, which come to think of it, may explain the last two presidential elections)

If you know all 52 genders, you may be a liberal. (Or a recent Ivy League College graduate)

If you think black lives matter but Planned Parenthood should be left alone, you might be a liberal. (Or closely related to Dr. Joseph Mengele)

If your idea of an intelligent protest is to walk around campus with a mattress tied to your back, you might be a liberal. (Or a “working” girl/guy doing some free advertising)

If you can’t wait to move to Seattle, you might be a liberal. (A note of caution here as the Seahawks are a pretty darn good NFL team and are likely to attract some perfectly normal people to the socialist workers paradise of Seattle.)

If you think the function of UNICEF is to feed starving children, you might be a liberal. (Or a just a well fed power hungry fellow bureaucrat)

If you cannot understand why Russell Wilson wants to wait until he is married to have sex with his girlfriend, you might be a liberal. (Or a voyeur)

If you’ve ever tried to pay for your global warming tattoo with an EBT card, you might be a liberal. (Or a resident of Colorado)

If you think 18 trillion dollars of debt is nothing to worry about, you might be a liberal. (Or an elected democratic)

If you feel the need to apologize for saying “All Lives Matter,” you may be a liberal. (Or feeling guilty for things that happened 160 years ago)

If you oppose charter schools for poor kids but send your own children to private schools, you may be a liberal. (Or a rich democrat)

If you support open borders but live in a gated community, you may be a liberal. (Or Bill Gates)

If you think Michael Moore actually makes documentaries, you might be a liberal. (Or a recent college graduate)

If your idea of tolerance is to “give people space” to riot, you might be a liberal. (Or a democrat city prosecutor)

If you can give directions without using your hands, you might be a liberal. (Or be dead)

If you support higher taxes but have directed your own trust fund to buy only tax-free municipal bonds, you might be a liberal. (Or a democratic party campaign contribution bundler)

If you believe that voter fraud is a myth, you might be a liberal. (Or a democratic party advisor)

If you went to an adoption agency and asked for a gay baby, you might be a liberal. (Or just plain stupid)

If you believe that police including a suspects race in their description is racist, you might be a liberal. (Or a newspaper editor)

If you believe the coldest, snowiest winter on record is caused by global warming, you might be a liberal. (Or have abandoned reason by memorizing Al Gores book)

If you believe that felons and illegal aliens should be allowed to vote but soldiers stationed overseas should have their votes ignored, you might be a liberal. (Or a card carrying lifetime member of the DNC)

If you believe in taking guns from law-abiding citizens but not inner city gang members, you might be a liberal. (Or a member of the ACLU)

If you believe the Clintons were broke when they left the White House, you might be a liberal. (Or be a part owner of the Brooklyn Bridge)

If you worship Mother Earth while “denying” other mainstream religions, you might be a liberal. (Or have ingested one to many “natural” substances)

If you think the United Nations does anything outside of enriching its bureaucrats, you might be a liberal. (Or a tin plated dictator wannabe)

If you support Obamacare for everyone else but are upset when you have give up your own health insurance plan, you might be a liberal. (Or a victim of the vast right wing conspiracy)

If you think having multiple affairs and sexual harassment allegations lodged against you are a resume enhancement, you might be a liberal. (Or Bill Clinton)

If you believe that George Stephanopoulos and Brian Williams are actually journalists, you might be a liberal. (Or just have a broken BS meter)

If you believe Elizabeth Warren is a Native American, you might be a liberal. (Or think “Fauxocahontas” is her real Indian name)

If you believe that operation Fast and Furious was left over from the Bush administration, you might be a liberal. (Or you may still be living in moms basement and think dial up is the latest technology)

If you’ve ever used the word meme in casual conversation, you might be a liberal. (Or in the advanced stages of terminal Liberalism)

If you hate smokers but cheerfully spend the money they pay in cigarette taxes, you might be a liberal. (Or just a whiny brat intent on proving you’re more compassionate with other peoples money than they are)

If you don’t know anyone with more than one child, you might be a liberal. (Or live in China)

If you think Barack Obama actually did something besides getting elected to deserve his Nobel Peace Prize, you might be a liberal. (A note of caution here, he did write two autobiographies before he actually accomplished anything aside from a senate election)

If you think about God as a her, you might be a liberal. (Or someone who has never read the Bible)

If you belong to a church that has to vote every year on which parts of the Bible to believe in, you might be a liberal. (Or you might be in the early stages of terminal multiculturalism)

If you have ever attended a candlelight vigil to protest the hoax of the week, you might be a liberal. (Or just don’t do well when reality asserts itself in your life)

If you think there is no such thing as muslim rape gangs, you might be a liberal. (Or a member of CAIR)

If you use the word undocumented as something other than a punch line for a joke, you might be a liberal. (Or a mainstream journalist)

If you still believe anything Ted Danson has ever said about “global warming”, you might be a liberal. (Or have watched one to many episodes of CSI)

If the only kind of gun you will tolerate is for caulking, you might be a liberal. (Or a professional victim)

If you don’t flinch at least just a little bit when a man introduces another man as his “husband,” you might be a liberal. (Or simply don’t know what a real man is)

If you know the name Frank Marshall Davis, you might be a liberal. (Or believe that Stalin was an agrarian reformer)

If you’ve ever watched an American war movie and rooted for the bad guys, you might be a liberal. (Or just plain stupid)

If you send your kid to a public high school that calls itself an “Academy,” you might be a liberal. (Or still in your seventh year of college)

If you have already scolded someone for calling Bruce Jenner “Bruce Jenner,” you might be a liberal. (Or an expert on political correctness)

If you have Michael Brown’s birthday circled in your planner, you might be a liberal. (Or a frequent contributor to the SPLC)

If your idea of expressing compassion after a tragedy is to call in Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton, you might be a liberal. (Or a race hustling poverty pimp)

If your kid has to wear a helmet to play on a jungle gym, you might be a liberal. (Or spend too much time on the Center for Science in the Public Interest website)

If you brag about your compost pile, you just might be a liberal. (Or have spent just a little too much quality time with your garbage)

If you live in an apartment and have a compost pile, you might be a liberal. (And you probably have no friends)

If you missed a family event to see the first midnight showing of “Selma,” you might be a liberal. (Or be related to Rachael Dolezal)

If you’ve ever thought or said out loud “I don’t mind paying taxes,” you might be a liberal. (Or on welfare)

If you insist on pronouncing Nicaragua with an accent, you might be a liberal. (Or a pompous twit)

If you use the f-word to describe love making, you might be a liberal. (Or a public school victim)

If you insist on calling yourself a progressive, you might a liberal. (Or just embarrassed by the stupidity of your liberal friends)

If you think people who protest embryonic stem-cell research are stupid but refuse to eat GMOs, you might be a liberal. (Or someone who knows that the “science” on GMO’s has been settled)

If you want to ban all guns except for those carried by your private security, you might be a liberal. (Or a loud, foul mouthed TV personality)

If you are against school vouchers for public school students but your kids go to a private school, you might be a liberal. (Or a Kenyan impersonating a US president)

If you “self identify” as a lesbian but secretly like men, you just might be a liberal. (Or a regular watcher of “The View”)

If you believe marriage is obsolete except for homosexuals, you might be a liberal. (Or the mayor of Houston)

If you think teenagers are not smart enough to handle sodas but you are willing to give them condoms and IUD’s, you might be a liberal. (Or a pedophile in recruiting mode)

If you deny women are stoned to death in islamic countries for having sex outside of marriage (being raped), you might be a liberal. (Or a muslim apologist/rapist/useful idiot)

If you think the death penalty is acceptable for an unborn child but not a mass murderer, you might be a liberal. (Or a fan of Charles Manson)

If you actually understand Common Core math, you might be a liberal. (Or mentally deranged)

If you think one of the worst violators of human rights in the world deserves to head the U.N. Human Rights Commission, you might be a liberal. (Or believe that being tortured is a human right)

If your idea of tolerance is giving “sanctuary” to illegal alien murderers, rapists and child molesters, you might be a liberal. (Or the Mayor of San Francisco)

If you think people who are terrified of something they (Atheists) don’t believe exists are rational, you might be a liberal. (Or have had a recent conversation with Charles Darwin)

Finally, if you actually believe banning the Confederate flag and removing Confederate monuments will achieve racial harmony, you may be to stupid to reason with.
I hate to say it but this list could go on for another several hundred pages. Liberals and progressives make it that easy. I think by now you, dear reader, are getting the idea of how liberals view the world. It is a uniquely odd way of life liberals have chosen. Today’s liberal/progressive views truth as a relative thing subject to nothing but their own intentions, definitions and feelings. Their idea of tolerance is beyond reason given the amount of time and money spent to “help” the poor and the levels of crime they are willing to tolerate to demonstrate their “compassion.” Their worship of a clearly perpetrated hoax (global warming, proven a hoax by their own emails) demonstrates beyond a doubt their derision of actual science. Despite all of this it is incumbent on us conservatives to remind liberals/progressives at every opportunity about the nature of their affliction. Liberalism is a self-feeding state of delusion that denies its victims the opportunity to live a fulfilling life of true meaning and accomplishment because it requires them to obtain the approval of those they have set as the arbiters of right and wrong. For far to many liberals/progressives happiness comes not from within but from approved outside sources. Some argue for a cautious, baby step approach to curing liberalism. I do not believe that approach can have any long lasting success. I prefer the tough love approach. Be bold, be patient, be accurate, be kind but most of all be relentless in your education of liberals. No matter what defense the liberal/progressive may attempt the truth is the conservatives ally. When engaged with a liberal/progressive remember this maxim, never give up, never surrender!

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