Fecal Matter Ingestion Syndrome

The militant homersexuals have, with the help of a compliant national media and completely infiltrated educational system, dominated the so called “gay rights” movement for the last ten years at least. I have often said they were deranged at best and purely evil (advocates for pedophilia as an example) at worst. They have gone from the pitiable we were “born this way” to “just leave us alone” to we “just want to be treated fairly” to the current militant demand that everyone must endorse and celebrate their lifestyle under penalty of law.

I have believed from day one that such a lifestyle and it’s incumbent denial of vast swaths of reality, had to be physically and emotionally damaging to its practitioners. I do not take this concept frivolously. In my fifty some years I have known a dozen open, practicing homersexuals. Without exception they all share one predominant characteristic. They were universally unhappy. Some of these poor souls I worked with on a daily basis, one for three years and one for over ten years. I do not believe that any of their unhappiness was related to not being able to visit their “spouse” in the hospital or inheriting their “spouses” estates tax free.

While they would not admit it, after listening to their sad ruminatings it became painfully obvious that what they were seeking could not be found in the lifestyle they claimed to enjoy so much. They wanted a stable, committed relationship with a loving partner. How they expect to create this while simultaneously demanding to have over 100 sexual partners a year and a vastly higher rates of STD’s (CDC numbers not mine) escapes them. I suppose they feel that by being gay, the rules concerning loyalty, fidelity and self sacrifice don’t apply.

I do not find this surprising given the amount of indoctrination they have been subjected to by the likes of Dan Savage (what a great name for a professional, government sponsored bully), the Kenyan little Barry, professional hate mongers like Gavin Newsome and hollywood apologists like Elton John. In fact numerous political super pacs (HRC for starters) have for years been actively vilifying anyone that does not consume as much fecal matter as they do.

In their defense, it must really be love. According to the CDC the average homersexual consumes four pounds of fecal matter each year. As much as I love my wife of 31 years I simply will not go there.

As I was contemplating why the keepers of tolerance and understanding were so often violently neither, the concept of Fecal Matter Ingestion Syndrome occurred to me. Then I came across the story of the pair of homersexuals that accosted Ivanka Trump, her husband and her young children on a recent flight. These two losers were able to confirm my suspicions that FMIS was an actual condition. Since “gay” people are supposedly the very definition of tolerance and understanding, something else must have triggered their outburst. Hence, Fecal Matter Ingestion Syndrome. Honestly, normal people don’t act this way.

The first FMIS victim, and legend in his own mind, a lawyer named Goldstein, began harassing Ivanka and her family while they were on the plane. Swinging his “son” around during an emotional outburst directed at Ivanka he demanded to know why she and her family were allowed on the plane. I guess he felt that only tolerant, understanding liberals like himself are entitled to fly commercially. A short investigation by myself revealed that this self absorbed consumer of excrement apparently has only one skill, sexual harassment lawsuits. I suspect he should be named gold digger rather than a time honored name like Goldstien.

Gold diggers “husband/wife” kept himself busy documenting his “wife’s/husbands” assault on Ivanka and her children via his twitter feed. Both cowards quickly deleted their twitter accounts when their self serving fantasy version of events was overtaken by reality. Neither of the panty wearing, child harassing, “brave” beyond belief social injustice warriors have been willing to talk to the overly supportive and largely disinterested press. Hmnnn…kinda makes me wonder. Does the media know something they’re not telling us? Is there a FMIS cover up going on here?

Demonstrating more class than either of the FMIS victims could ever contemplate, both Ivanka and her husband (a real husband not some imaginary construct designed to improve your sad self image), Jared Kushner refrained from participating in the homersexuals pathetic display. Both parents displayed reserve and tolerance far beyond what the two homersexuals were capable of practicing and frankly, more than they deserved. Honestly, anyone attacking my wife or kids is going to see the worst side of me in a hurry. It’s okay, I don’t need a lawyer, I’ll pay the fine.

I believe Fecal Matter Ingestion Syndrome is real and these two homersexuals are living proof. I don’t think the medical community, given their now often open endorsement of the homersexual lifestyle, and by default its many detrimental health risks, will consider my FMIS theory worthy of further study though. As an example consider the case of Dr. Paul Church and Boston’s Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. Even CDC facts proving his case did not help him.

Honestly, normal people do not regularly ingest fecal matter and the fact that a segment of the population chooses to do so, and considers that normal, is mind boggling to me. Still, I think the effects of consuming fecal matter on a regular basis are widespread and clearly evident in the homersexual community today. With competent study perhaps a way could be found to alleviate the burdens of sadness, hate, belligerence, self absorption and grievance carrying that afflicts so many homersexuals today. Otherwise they will continue their short, unhappy lives at the expense of themselves as well as innocent victims like Ivanka’s kids. Or yours.

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